Why Mayawati Should Be made The Prime Minister of India...

The following article is the aftermath of the last PSF session I attended. The outcome of a Group Discussion given to a group that comprised of only seniors except Ravi...while me n Estee sitting ryt at the back cudn't help but make spoof of the discussion thence going on...The topic of the GD was "What if Mayawati became the next PM of our country"...The observer of the GD claimed it would be very difficult indeed to speak IN FAVOUR OF the topic, but we made Tough jobs Rough!!!

Chk out!!

1.) Micronesia or something completely analogous made out of India (with no islands)...the ninth wonder of the world...would hence boost Tourism.

2.) She'll send a fleet of planes to fetch each and every POW of India from countries as far as Somalia and as near as Pakistan alike. An honor they so rightfully deserve...She may also absolutely send something as extravagant for each pair of shoes, clothes and utensils they managed to scarper over these decades.

3.) India shall be noteworthy for centuries to come for her sculptural beauties depicting great personalities indeed like herself right from Kashmir to Kanyakumari, again generating a plethora of Tourism and revenues as a causatum.

4.) Gundas and other uneducated people which form a respectable percentage of population of our country would be highly revered and employed, ample avocations generated for them--hence reducing unemployment to a great extent.

5.) Her birthday party will give students and professionals a holiday and ostentatious Party opportunities.

6.) Live-in relationships would be seen with an eye of titanic veneration, and laws amended to make them less nonsensical, and easy-to practice.

7.) Dalit pride, a la gay pride :)

8.) Narcissism would no more be a mental disorder. On the contrary, there maybe tailor-made championships for practicing the same.

9.) Birthday fund---a new, unassailable, and compulsory tax for rich and poor alike would inimitably increase Govt. revenues.

10.) Jaipur would be made the new capital of India, because it is the Pink-City!!!

I could therefore still not figure out why exactly did they find it soo troublesome to support Mayawati's candidature for becoming the PM of our highly esteemed country. Her appointment would replenish India with unprecedented pride and craftsmanship.

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